Oh no.
Rachel just fell down the stairs and broke her leg. She just did it right now. Like a second ago. She is still in shock and she looks confused but I definitely heard a 'snap' on the way down and her leg looks out of place...
Oh wait... wait... she's realized what she's done... she she's looking at me. Aaaaand she crying. Oh boy. She's really turned on the waterworks here. Oh and here comes the screaming. My God can she scream. What should I do? What should I do? Call 911. That's what I'll do. Should I stop blogging? Should I go over there? She's looking at me like "What just happened"? I guess I should stop typing and do something.
I just asked if she is alright and I think she swore at me. I really should stop what I'm doing and help her.
Ok, I just called 911 and they are on their way. So I've got a few minutes.
So how is everyone's weekend so far? Our friends Jesse and Kim were in from the Kootney's so we had Korean BBQ with them on... wait just a second... "WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SCREAMING!!!! THE AMBULANCE IS ON IT'S WAY!!!!" Sorry. Her cries of pain are a little off-putting. Where was I . Right. We had dinner with them on Friday night and then went to some of their friends place in Surrey (which had a strange smell of manure... no, not the friends, Surrey). We rented the Mini again from the co-op.
Oops. The phone just rang. Must be the ambulance. I really should be going. Hmmm... Rachel seems to have passed out. Hopefully she didn't trigger some kind of embolism. Nice to have the screaming stop though.
Enjoy your Sunday!
April 1st, 2007 - 12:24
I have to say that while not totally believable, this post is marginally more conceivable than the “my wife is pregnant” post of last April 1.
April 1st, 2007 - 13:34
i almost posted “i hope she’s okay” until i read krista’s comment.
you bastard. i love you.
April 1st, 2007 - 15:44
Well, I’ll feel really bad if Rachel actually did break her leg!
P.S. Rach – you ok?
April 1st, 2007 - 19:07
Why does he have to drag me into his pranks? Yes, thanks Krista and Andrea – I am fine. He may be peeved that I got him this morning. Nothing to do with stairs or broken limbs, though.
April 1st, 2007 - 21:03
Yeah…. that was a believable post. Look, I’m just going to stop reading and posting annoying comments on your blog if you’re not even going to try.
April 1st, 2007 - 21:11
Man you did not work too hard this year.
Last year post is going to be hard to upstage
April 1st, 2007 - 21:43
THIS IS WHERE WE LAAAFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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April 2nd, 2007 - 15:09
Geez Shnewt, that one was too easy to see through. In fact, I immediately dismiss anything you say now as a lie.
So sad it has come to this.
April 2nd, 2007 - 15:39
OMG. You guys are brutal! I don’t remember getting any cheques in the mail to improve the writing quality of this site. Of course, if you would like to send money, please feel free and I will make sure that for next April Fools… you will be fooled.
And if you actually think I was expecting you to believe that Rachel actually broke her leg while I was blogging and decided to write about it instead of helping her, then you must think I am a horrible, horrible man.
I know you do Andrea. Love me that is… not think I’m horrible.
April 2nd, 2007 - 19:03
You are indeed a horrible man… but at least you’re no longer a horrible UNEMPLOYED man.
April 3rd, 2007 - 07:57
I still think R SHOULD hand you a stick with a blue line across it on April 1st then let YOU sweat a little…..
J
April 3rd, 2007 - 22:25
Ray… too funny. Not sure why your comments keep getting moderated.
James. That’s not funny. Not funny at all.
April 4th, 2007 - 00:22
“OMG. You guys are brutal! I don’t remember getting any cheques in the mail to improve the writing quality of this site. Of course, if you would like to send money, please feel free and I will make sure that for next April Fools… you will be fooled.”
Sorry dude, you don’t get off that easy. By putting yourself out there with a blog you stray into the territory inhabited by artists and such. So you are subject to the whims, praises and unflattering comments of the great unwashed.
I guess that puts you in the same realm as Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde and Leonard Cohen. Or Danielle Steele. Take your pick.
Picture a bunch of your friends standing around whining…
“Gee, Paul’s writing sure has gone downhill.”
“Yeah, it’s not like his brilliant and witty April Fools 2006 post anymore. I think he’s losing it.” “Do you think he’s like Francis Coppola, outstanding output for a period then nothing to match it after that. Or more like a Scorsese, who consistently puts out quality material with a few misteps along the way?”
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